all hail, king of the losers!

Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.

• Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• A Tale of Two Cities: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
• 9: We had such potential, such promise. But we squandered our gifts, and everything changed when the fire nation attacked."
• Homestuck: A young man stands in his bedroom, but everything changes when the fire nation attacks.
• Yu-Gi-Oh!: A 15-year old named Yuugi was a shy, timid kid, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.